-Not all alien planets have quarries, but most alien planets look like quarries
-Being good at math does not guarantee that you will live a long life
-Not all people with hair like Rick James are logic computing robots from the future
-Sometimes screaming your head off DOES actually defeat the monsters
-If you find a severed stone hand with bling, don't hold it
-Most corridors look the same and are endless
-Having big boobs and wearing a bikini will generally always get you noticed
-If you see someone who looks exactly like you, there is a distinct possibility that person is either:
an evil megalomaniac dopple-ganger intent on taking over the world,
an android,
an alien copy,
a plastic mannequin imbued with an alien life-force,
or an exact copy of you that has been regenerated from a severed body part
And probably the most important thing
-If a ventriloquist dummy carries a knife, moves on its own and contains a pig's heart... get the hell out of there.
Bill
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